Dear Matthew
Last Friday after gymbakids we were strolling back to the car when we passed a big tree along the path. I thought 'why not let him have a climb, experience nature' etc so I hoisted you up into the tree and got my camera out to take a photo.
Little did I realise how much of a monkey in a tree you really are - off you went, climbing so high I literally had to jump to grab your t-shirt to yank you back down again. I totally freaked, as I was petrified you were going to keep on climbing then slip, fall and break your neck.
Anyway you survived. But the crazy lady screaming at a tree outside Melville Recreation Centre? Yeah, that was your mum.
Love you monkey,
Mum xxx